As for the walking in a line thing……

Upon moving to Boston, I realized this is a more regular phenomenon here more than any other place I’ve lived. First idea was to run through two of the offenders & scream “i won, bitches! red rover red rover emily came over!!!”. But figured that might get me hit or in the clink. Then, while running (literally) home one day through Brookline I thought…you know, these people are just ignorant. They just don’t understand one of the most basic lessons taught in physics. so it’s just a simple equation…..let’s say that my mass is 50 & yours is 100, however i’m traveling at 6 units, whereas you are only at 2….by a simple calculation 50×6=300 & 100×2=200, I WIN, now move the fuck out of my way haven’t you ever heard of single-file lines?!. (please note that i understand that i’m not a vector & that energy isn’t traveling in a straight line but for all intents & purposes, this works)

That bugs me too! Also I hate people who park their car right in front of the grocery store/pharmacy/mall and put on their four way lights because they’re too lazy to park their car in the parking lot and walk to the store like the rest of us!