Contributor Bios

August 29, 2008

I deliberately avoided saying “Writers” and chose contributors, because esteemed blog post-ers come from widely varied backgrounds. Some are only connected by the fact that they know me; some aren’t connected at all. Go ahead–see for yourself…

me, in person

*lee lee thompson is a writer, teacher, over-thinker and mom. she used to have her own line of greeting cards, but realized there’s very little money and a lot of competition in the greeting card business; thus, she decided to become a writer. she’s published 2 short stories and been a part of several online (and now defunct) ‘zines. to date, her greatest achievement is creating the great american baby: henri. they live in west roxbury, MA, along with super Da-Da and a querulous cat.  while not blogging or avoiding writing altogether, she writes very long short stories.  she’s also the mastermind behind 30pov.com, but will only admit to that if this is a wild success.

ecr*Born and raised “Back East” (the term used “Out West” for any location within 999 miles of the Atlantic), E. C. Russell has spent the majority of his last decade exploring physical and psychological frontiers in the highest and driest places of the American West. Trained formally as a psychologist and informally as a professional people watcher, E.C. is interested in understanding extreme human behavior in mundane places as well as mundane human behavior in extreme places. Of particular interest to him in the present moment are risk, fear, decision making, and the search for meaning through the performance of seemingly senseless actions.. As the scientist turned adrenaline -junkie turned writer begins to look over his shoulder at 30, he is happy to share his observations with 30 Points of View.

mattyb *Matt Belcher, aka “MattyB,” is the youngest of 3 thirty-somethings and spends far too much time exploring humanitarian causes and massively multiplayer online role-playing games, finding the two rarely come together. Matt has an Associates Degree in Human Services and received the Family Development Credentialing from Tuft’s University, which he is still trying to convince his current employers is a legitimate credential. Matt spends his free time dreaming he’s a comic book character and trying to think of valid reasons not to engage in activities that require physical exertion of any kind. He loves scones, and that glazed lemon pound cake from Starbucks that can induce spontaneous orgasm in eunuchs.

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*Mark McKnight is working on his bio.  He’s having trouble keeping it factual.

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Pizza Rolls*Emily likes ice cream, wine, cheese, ballet, reading, extravagant lunches on the weekends, and kitty cats. She does not like bell peppers, spicy food, “bros”, and cost transfers. She frequently gets drunk and dances around her apartment in gold hot pants to The Talking Heads.  If you eat all of Emily’s pizza rolls, she probably won’t shoot you in your stupid face but instead be okay with it until she comes home after going out on the town to find that you didn’t replace her pizza rolls. At that point, she will probably point out that there are no pizza rolls to eat and become sad and resentful due to lack of pizza rolls. Lesson: replace what you take within a reasonable amount of time.

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*Jamie Hill is a thirty something stay-at-home mom in Houston, TX.  Her greatest accomplishment thus far is raising 3 kids who, when asked whether the Texas state flag or the US flag is “the best,” responded, in chorus, and without being rehearsed: ‘TEXAS!’”

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DP *39-year-old David Pasquarelli is a house painter because it pays more than any of his former jobs, which have included such things as fighting professionally, training fighters, coaching wrestlers, teaching ESL students, surfing third-world waves, explaining to little old ladies why their bond accounts were depleting when the stock market was on the rise, and almost being a political reporter.  Painting also pays more than his desired careers of history teacher and/or writer.  While this conundrum might make him very cynical, he isn’t letting it stop him from backing out of his thirties in style, by exploring gigs such as 30pov.com, buying a new house, and maybe becoming a father.

CL*Christina Lamoureux is a self-proclaimed quirky and sarcastic 32-year-old.  She lives in Fitchburg, MA, and, after too many years in school, recently graduated with only a BS in History, which she will continue studying at grad school this fall. Currently, she is writing a true crime story, along with a variety of other short stories, but she wants to spend her life doing historical research.  She has been a Cost Estimator at a manufacturing company, a former figure skater, equestrian, and race car driver. In her spare time, she bowls (ten pin), reads, and blogs.  Most importantly, she is a member of a local paranormal investigation team.

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*James Allendale Mathias is an artist, writer and outlaw living and playing in Nashville, Tennessee. James is married to the most splendid and special lady friend, together they raise three fantabulous boys. During the day James builds websites for amazing clients all over the world, and at night he plays at writing and drawing things for personal amusement.

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pm*Brian “Papi” McGill has never met a liquor or a sport he doesn’t like. He can give you any sport stat or make any drink you desire on request. He always entertains with stories of his crazy days (last week), never backs down from a bet, and can dance anyone off the dance floor. Hailing currently from St. Augustine, Florida, he has decided to celebrate his 40th birthday at Disney World in April 2010. Seems a perfect fit for the kid who will truly always be a kid.

ld*Lindi DeLorio is a nice red-headed gal who doesn’t like talking about herself. The only limelight she enjoys is that on a swing dance floor. Born and raised in Kansas, she graduated from KU and then DJed and taught swing dance. She moved to Boston a month before 9/11 with her fiancee-to-become-husband and now has 2 beautiful loud-mouthed lil’ girls. Last year’s big success was writing a novel in November, and this year’s looks to be a half-marathon in October. She likes challenges, dishing out sarcasm, swearing, and is constantly working to improve her patience.

JH*JennieSMASH is at least 33 years old, but finds that she is often unable to recall her actual age. This either means that she is senile or that she has become enlightened. Probably both.  Under her professional alter ego Jen Hubley, she writes about style, shopping, celebrities and other fluffy topics beginning with shuh. She has also written about artificial intelligence, disaster recovery, and the software that enables people to call and email you at all hours of the day and night. Try not to hold that against her.  Ms. Smash enjoys wearing flowers on her head, drinking beer, and watching programs with ghosts in them. She sometimes writes about these things on her blog.

JL*Jason Leary has been 35 for a few months now, and it’s going well. Married with kids, he is doing a fine job of maintaining all age-appropriate stereotypes. Born in MA, raised in NE, and deported back to MA, he now resides in Lynn, where he is working on the second verse of the Lynn Lynn, City of Sin ditty. Loves include writing, running, and family time. Weaknesses include all of his loves, plus chapped lips and a habit of staring at the forehead of those with whom he speaks.

*On the eve of her 30th birthday, Angela Tavares found black metal, and her life has been awesomely grim ever since. When she’s not walking the forests on cold winter nights or crafting inverted crosses with twigs and twine, she’s writing a novel. On an unrelated note, she talks for every animal she meets, a habit she’s finding hard to quit, and loves Greek yogurt.

mp(j)*Mr. Poopoopachu is a character; not of film, television or literature, but a character in “real life.” Because not too many people watch real life anymore, he’s flown under the radar virtually unnoticed entirely for 32 years. It’s Poopoopachu’s passion for absorbing all the geeky bits of pop-culture in the nerdosphere that gets him out of bed each day. His past is rich with life-shaping (sometimes debaucherous) experiences: he’s been the Kool-Aid Man; he’s searched for bigfoot; and he’s been booed off a bus. Hell, he even once saved 7 kittens from a burning tenement. Naked. But that’s the past, and he’s not one to dwell. Or boast. (Ladies, did we mention he saved kittens?) He’s excited to now be a contributor to 30pov, where he’ll share his fun, unique experiences and “try his best” not to offend too many of you.

JC*James Cook is a dapper, thinking-man’s man who enjoys the simpler things in life mainly because, like him, they’re cheap. Born at an early age, James enjoys his life in Southeastern Massachusetts where he has spent most of his sane life (except for winters, wet springs, rude drivers, and liberal democrats.) When not writing, which is most of the time, James enjoys acting, writing music, spending time with his wife & daughter, reading, outdoors, thinking, thinking, thinking, golfing, and writing bio’s about himself in the third person. A majority of his time is spent at work, but he does not enjoy that. James is also a born-again Christian who thumps his Bible, but with a humorous, jazzy-type rhythm.

*For nearly ten years, BB worked in the bowels of small academic library, shoveling unread and damaged books into the library’s furnace. He was rescued one day by a petulant stork who led him from this dungeon into the light of corporate America.”

gd*Garrett grew up splashing in the rivers and lakes of Minnesota. His life has always been a quest for liberation. The journey has taken him through the roles of: playwright, musician, martial artist, rock climber, writer, seeker, poet, and businessman.  The journey for transformation has morphed into a neverending transformative journey. The story goes on………Fruit is best when ripe. So too is one’s Self. There are countless ways to ripen oneself. Garrett’s life is dedicated to exploring and promoting as many of these methods and techniques as possible. Doing something new allows us to grow. Doing it enough leads to a Ripening of the Self.  A ripened Self leads to Brain Blossoming. Do something new everyday!

abauch*Amanda C. Bauch, writer and teacher, fled the harsh Upstate New York winters and now resides outside of Jacksonville, Florida. She has an MFA in Creative Writing from Lesley University and is currently working on a young adult novel and a memoir. In her “free” time, she serves as Assistant Editor for Relief: A Christian Literary Expression.  Her short fiction has appeared in Tattoo Highway, Bent Pin Quarterly, The Hiss Quarterly, and nonfiction pieces have been published in Writer Advice, Empowerment4Women, as well as two print anthologies, Tainted Mirror and MOTIF: Writing By Ear. She also won an honorable mention in the 2007 Writers’ Workshop of Asheville Memoir Contest and second place in the 2006 Lantern Books Essay Contest. Some of Amanda’s favorite authors are Isabel Allende, Patricia Hampl, Jasper Fforde, Emily Brontë, Beth Moore, Ravi Zacharias, and God.

jesse*Speaking of herself in the third person, Jesse Star is a force to be reckoned with. A veritable wunderkind of information, with a wry, pithy take on the world.  Still reading? Good. We’ll let those that are impressed with buzzwords wander off, all satisfied-like.  So here I am. 35, 2 step children who live with us full time who are slowly eroding my misanthropic ways. A stay at home step-mom, reptile rescuer, SCUBA Divemaster, who sports body mods and tattoos. I knot, crochet, embroider, weave, sew, paint, cook, bake, and indulge in Powerlifting.  Womanly arts, all.

SM*Samantha Mineo wants you to call her Sam. Other than Sam, she has had a number of nicknames in her life, including Aristotle, Retch, and The Emperor. She works hard to deserve the people who care about her, and hopes they forgive her when she slacks off. At home in southeastern Massachusetts with her husband and dog, she writes, reads, teaches, and sings. She also takes dance classes and too many pictures. She is fascinated by 20th century American communal memory and generational theory, a fascination which doesn’t at all get in the way of the time she spends teaching herself to fly. She’d like to point out that, when she posed for this picture, she had a fever of 102 degrees, which is why she is wearing her coat inside; she wasn’t all there.

rosie*Rosie Frompser is on a mission to prove to the world that cooking can be delicious.  Whether you’re preparing for a dinner party to be held in true eco-style, or you’re hosting a few of your guy friends over for a laidback night of Lifetime Television watching, “Chef” Rosie has the ideas you’ll need to make it successful.  When she’s not cooking, or writing about cooking, Rosie dons her high-heeled boots and heads out on the town.  But, after a few dirty martinis and several  promising visits to the men’s room, she usually ends up going home alone to finish off that plate of brownies she started that morning at breakfast and has since been munching on all day.

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Fent*Fent is a 31 year old fiercely un-patriotic Scotsman; a serial cynicist with more than a passing interest in high-grade hallucinogens and thumping, acid-house prose. His birth-certificate is, however, Nigerian in origin (for obscure and un-Godly reasons which we would do well to not explore at this juncture). This has acted to spawn a dark rumour, which can be heard murmured in the more shadowy parts of Viennese orchid gardens, intimating that he is actually only 25 years of age. Any mention of this potential fact, however, will surely be seen as a diplomatic faux pas and a vicious swipe at the very fabric of the nation of Nigeria as a whole……Having graduated from University with an Honours degree in something or other, as well as a fine and exotic collection of venereal diseases, Fent now allots his valuable time between the hedonistic pursuits of earning a living, socialising in the right kind of circles, DJ’ing, writing, reading Noam Chomsky, and generally thinking – lubricating the stubborn machinery of it all with the exquisite oil of Afghani Hashish and, when the Glasgow moon is at its highest and most profound molten-red peak, Stropharia Cubensis mushroom omelettes………As the newest and (allegedly) youngest of the 30pov.com writers, Fent benefits from a complete lack of Alzheimer’s, social-etiquette, and most importantly, ingrained Americanism.

kw*Kate Wade is a TV-addicted Chicagolander by way of New England. She loves to eat. And bake. And cook things that can be eaten. Please do not call her Katie or Kathy. Kate has spent a number of years in various cubicles, writing stuff, editing stuff, slapping her computer around and sending out the occasional subpoena. She is married to a very handsome, very awesome sound engineer who puts up with each and every one of her neuroses. When she’s not working for the (wo)man, blogging or updating her Facebook and Twitter statuses, you can find Kate pushing the envelope, pissing and moaning about things that won’t matter in 10 years, planning her next vaca and playing a fierce round of miniature golf.

RM*Robert Morris is a 35-year-old LOPO (Lawyer On Paper Only). His family is from New Jersey, but he was born in the Chicago area and raised in Nebraska. He went to graduate school in Virginia. He currently lives in the District of Columbia with Clyde the basset hound. He enjoys music a little too much and still buys CDs and vinyl from neighborhood record stores. He has also been known to enjoy a drink or two or six.

snotty*Snotty McSnotterson is the result of a tumultuous threesome between Eartha Kitt, George Carlin, and Grimace from the McDonald’s Playland characters. This makes her 1) sassy, 2) married to the F-word, and 3) always hankering for french fries. She enjoys things that are white – like Christmas and her boyfriend – and has never put Baby in a corner. Snotty is currently working on a book that will probably be the death of her.

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kevingoodvbad*Recipe for The Incapable Wrecked-Um:

One full Angry Irish Aries
1/2 shot Cynical Apathy
1/2 shot Combative Mediocrity
1/2 bottle Jameson® Irish whiskey

>Sit Angry Irish Aries on couch. Crush his spirit with Combative Mediocrity and Cynical Apathy. Pour 1/2 bottle Jameson down his throat. Repeatedly kick in groin until surly, but malleable. If he cries, kick him until he stops.<

*Karen earned Bachelor’s Degrees in French and Political Science from Weber State University. In her post-college life, she has done everything possible to avoid working in either field. She is addicted to Coke, Tom Cruise movies and office supply stores. Her totally realistic life goals include winning an Academy Award, writing the best selling novel of all time and becoming the most famous blogger in the history of the internet.Karen earned Bachelor’s Degrees in French and Political Science from Weber State University. In her post-college life, she has done everything possible to avoid working in either field. She is addicted to Coke, Tom Cruise movies and office supply stores. Her totally realistic life goals include winning an Academy Award, writing the best selling novel of all time and becoming the most famous blogger in the history of the internet.

*Will McNeill stormed onto the Boston comedy scene in 2000, leaving things broken and wet. Will is classified as a Category 5 Supercomic with a top joke speed of over 6 laughs per minute. Will creates a unique show for each audience, mostly because he has short-term memory problems and often forgets the order of the jokes. Will often uses the comedy tactics of “swearing” and “saying funny things”. Yes, those are his pajamas.

kfrayz in technicolor *Because she is not yet 30-years-old, KFrayz will always be at the bottom of this list.  (well, at least until her 30th birthday).  Nevertheless, she is an invaluable part of the team here at 30pov.com and, therefore, deserves her due.  Also, she threatened to kill me if I did not write this, or maybe that was because of other things. I no longer remember.  THE POINT IS that k-frayz is going to be a therapist and, due to other references, it’s vital that we have a therapist on this site.  Even if she’s quasi.  For now.

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32 Responses to “Contributor Bios”

  1. KFrayz says:

    I have ten months. Then count me in.

  2. kfrayz says:

    Please update..Watertown is dead to me…and by “me”…I mean “us”…of course…

  3. kfrayz says:

    Thank you…WEST ROXBURY ROXS!

  4. kfrayz says:

    what is that smell? testosterone.

  5. ecrussell says:

    are you sure MattyB is the youngest of us? I just turned on Saturday… ALREADY makin me feel old…

  6. kfrayz says:

    AHEM…(clears throat LOUDLY and obnoxiously)

    YOUNGEST!

  7. kfrayz says:

    you are so right ecrussell…there are LOTS of requirements to RIDE KFrayz…however…height may or may not always be one of them

    • ecrussell says:

      the grammar book, comma use rule #4:
      “Use commas before or surrounding the name or title of a person directly addressed.”

      The sentence reads: “You must be this tall to ride, kfrayz” (note the comma).
      It does NOT read: “You must be this tall to ride kfrayz” (no comma).

      Confusion like that can cause a lot of intra-staff tension.

      • Lindi says:

        Exaclty! Meta-people watching. That’s exactly what it would be. I should write a screenplay more than a novel. Hmmmm..

      • Lindi says:

        oops – my reply isn’t about the grammar post but the meta-people-watching post. :)

  8. kfrayz says:

    thanks for the clarification and grammar lesson…it’s so wonderful to have an aged man to look up to for such things…

  9. emmyem7 says:

    Oh! Hi guys! Nice to meet you. I’ll send LeeLee an updated short bio but in the meantime wanted to drop a line.

  10. Lindi says:

    To E.C. Russell: Your bio reminds me of my dream documentary to make. On long drives I entertain myself with thoughts of 1) how to plan for the perfect party after winning 350 million in the lottery or 2) the scene outline of a documentary I’ve had in my mind for years. I’d love to see (or more simply: watch) a documentary covering not the main of event of whatever situation, but people’s reactions to that main event. I’m thinking having the camera turned towards the audience in a scarey movie, or at a boxing match, or while being yelled at by a parent. Of course there’s the happy moments to capture too – but capturing it all from a people-watching perspective, not the main event perspective. Kind of like observing the side characters instead of the main.

    • ecrussell says:

      I spent the 4th of July watching people watch fireworks. If you wanted to get really into it you could actually watch people watching people. Meta people watching.

      So… a plan: I am not adverse to making documentaries and am friends with several talented film makers. My only two (major) setbacks are that a) I know almost nothing about film making and b) I can’t pay my filmmaker friends to work for me, cause they claim to need to pay bills.

      But your two long drive entertainment themes are not mutually exclusive. Why don’t you win 350 million in the lottery, then we throw a (perfectly planned) release party for the film we make with the money you won. Such a simple plan. I can’t believe this idea had never occurred to you before.

  11. lee lee says:

    hey! i want in… can it be a not-documentary so i can write the script first?

  12. Lindi says:

    Interesting: a non-doc w/ a script. Sure, go for it. But be forwarned it might be my novel idea for Nov. Are you attempting that again? You got me hooked.

  13. David says:

    Just wanted to say hello and that I am looking firward to getting the first topic. I thin I may be at the uppermost end of the age spectrum here so if anyone is interested, it sucks getting older, lie about it (or pretend) as long as you can.

  14. mattatonic says:

    I love that I can now mouse over my bio where it says pound cake, and actually SEE pound cake. Genius, I tells ya!

  15. Jason says:

    Hi, it’s Jason. I’m back from East Bumblesquid. I’ll get my AUTHORIZED bio (ahem) up today. Molto happy to be a part of all this.

  16. Garrett says:

    Greetings everyone. This will be fun being part of such a lively crew. Anyone else in Oregon?

    Cheers.

  17. Zach says:

    James,
    “born at an early age”
    I dig it.

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