12/31
"Do you have any names in mind?" "Fuck that, we're not naming this thing. If you give it a name, we'll never get rid of it....have you SEEN what white babies go for on the internet? THOUSANDS...we can pay off all our debts, buy a nice new TV, and fuck, we can always make another one later...White babies are a completely renewable resource! If we could just make SUV's that run on white babies, forget planting all that corn..."
12/26
That sounds harsh...it's more like when the Aunt on that Will Smith show came back after a season break played by another actress.
12/07
Turns out the reality series, “Emmy Em Tries Her Hand at Dating Again”, plays out much like the shows we watch to entertain ourselves. The recurring themes obvious and, generally, we all know what to expect and how the end result will present itself, but there are subtle nuances from show to show. One other tendency of Season Finales is that they rarely repeat themselves. Each at least a little unique, another parallel to the endings of relationships (or lackthereof).