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MattyB created post its. He also created raspberry danish, Cheetos, and Diet Pepsi.
MattyB is known for his impressions of Hannibal Lecter, Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster), and Mumm-Ra from the Thundercats. He's also known to be very annoying.
During the 4th minute of the 4th hour of the 4th day of the 4th month of the 4th year of a new decade, MattyB is believed to be more powerful than Gumby and Hercules combined.
MattyB is a sad clown with a knife wound in his head. It's self inflicted, because MattyB hates clowns more than Dick Cheney decapitating koala bears.
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LOL! I've been dumped like that. I can laugh about it now …
Aw shit! Harsh. (having been the bitch many-a-time)
I think this is a sound decision, Matt; her hair looks like shit, her eyes are crooked and she's got not boobs. Nowhere to go but up, pal!
I am such a fan of this work. Please keep them coming.
Thanks for the comments!
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